Cheese, the most masculine of all the dairy products

"Mr. Lewis, I will dance on your grave."

"Oh the splendor of me"

Sipe's favorite riddle

"What do all battered wives have in common?"

?

"They just Don't KNOW HOW TO SHUT UP"

At Certamen practice

Sipe: What is an English derivative from the Latin word for slow which means "Jerry Mendez?"

Retarded?

Sipe: Correct

From Sipe's board:

Sipe est minimus sub toga.*

*Yes, this is also in the original Sipeisms, and in a similar format, but it was actually written on the board two separate times.

A Sipe Classic

"If you said that a gladiator killed someone with his sword that would be ablative of means, but if you said that you spent the night with your cousin that would be the ablative of accompaniment."

(snickering)


"Ah, yes, I suppose that would be the ablative of incest, wouldn't it?"

Anno, annere, anus sum- to be a complete a-hole

To the parents:

"This class is really going great; nobody's died in years."