"Beneath his insufferably arrogant exterior, Mr. Richter just wants to be loved... or perhaps sodomized."

"... and where is Andie?"

...

"Did you just say whoring?"

Antonian Certamen: Let's Gang Bang this Thing and Go Home.

Antonian Certamen: Si Calorem Tolerare Non Potes, Te Neca.

Antonian Certamen: Pedico, Ergo Sum

"Adam's not even human; he's a serpent. He doesn't even have eyelids."

a good Latin student never declines sex.

"We mounted the comeback and rode it all the way to victory."
-Jerry Mendez

Just think about it for a few seconds...

non possum nunc dicere, quoniam ōs meum est plenum boni vini.

Lapsus Linguae

"...what did Tom just commit? No, it isn't sodomy."

Chuck Norris is always in the perfect tense.

"Ok guys, enough jokes about manholes it's getting old."