Best Certamen Question and Answer Ever:

Q:What Derivative from the Latin word meaning "to throw" means "a sudden exclamation?"

A:Ejaculation

I was actually looking for interjection, but I'll accept it.

From Sipe's Board

"Clark Est Certamenatrix"


"Plenus + Acc."

"Robbers are just land-pirates."

Sipe : "Steve, you look like a bullfrog"
Steve: "You will eat your words when I fuck your test."

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With Regards to Sipe's Old Photo

"Mr. Sipe, you look like a crack ho."
-Steve
"Mr. Sipe has to have been a stoner, there's no way he couldn't of been."
-Timmy
"I bet they photoshopped out the doobie."
-anonymous
"No I wasn't smoking! My mother took that picture and my wife and kid are in the background!"
-Sipe