"Beneath his insufferably arrogant exterior, Mr. Richter just wants to be loved... or perhaps sodomized."

"... and where is Andie?"

...

"Did you just say whoring?"

Antonian Certamen: Let's Gang Bang this Thing and Go Home.

Antonian Certamen: Si Calorem Tolerare Non Potes, Te Neca.

Antonian Certamen: Pedico, Ergo Sum

"Adam's not even human; he's a serpent. He doesn't even have eyelids."

a good Latin student never declines sex.